Sith Style Swagger

by MC Stormtroopa

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Paid version comes with record album booklet, 3 funny skits and a bonus track! Wow! Almost 30 minutes of Nerdcore extremeness!


released June 16, 2010

Music written/composed by MC Stormtroopa. Featuring instrumental contributions by Disasteradio, Ben Thomson, Shannon Walsh, Mega Heroes and Flick. Word up and chur to my bruthaz!

Vocals recorded at The Pearly Gates in Melbourne, Australia, June 2010. "Beasting Out The Rebels" recorded by Damian Golfinopoulos at Gundry Audio in Auckland, New Zealand sometime in 2007–2008.

Photography by Chris Diprose

Star Wars and related trademarks are (c) Lucasfilms. All references to Star Wars and its related trademarks within these recordings are unauthorised. This album has no samples from Star Wars so chill out dude!




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Track Name: Pop Dat Bootay (feat. Jabba the Hutt)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Baby doll, you're looking like a night lady
I think you're very sexy, so come with me baby
Cruising through the ghetto in our dropped speeder
I think you're sexy honey and I wanna eatcha
Up into a shuttle now and off to the Death Star
Baby I'll treat you special, I'll work you real hard
Landing at the dock we getting really feisty
Can't disengage yet 'cause already nasty

Baby I wanna make you
Pop dat bootay!
Baby I'm gonna make you
Pop dat bootay!
I gotta lotta junk so
Pop dat bootay!
We'll get buck wild so
Pop dat bootay!

My honey honey honey, you're so lovely lovely lovely
When I pop dat bootay, get ready for the humpty
Your booty is so fine, yes and so big
Still have to lower the backseat to fit in my dick
When we move it's like centrifugal motion
It's only a second 'til I spit my lotion
I'm feeling experimental, you're scared cool
Don't worry darlin', force power will persuade you


Who know's what that guy is singing about? Most likely about poppin' dat bootay! Yay-yah!


Uh! Yeah! Uh! Yeah! Uh! Yeah! Uh! Yeah!
Yeah baby baby you make me crazy
Singing sweet nothings in your ear while I pop that bootay
It's a tip of the hat when I introduce myself
And later on, we is on the top shelf

Track Name: The Empire Strikes Back Again (feat. The Emperor)
I'm Stormtroopa, you know the real troopa
from the dark side and I'm gonna bring it to ya
don't think I'm playing or you'll soon be praying
our invasion of your place that we enslavin'!
I've been reppin' Sith since I was a test tube
I've been workin guns since I was two
Ya know a straight shoota with my black blasta
when I riddle ya middle there's nothing left of ya
if you're feeling rebellious then just try to test me
I'll close my eyes right now and then count to three
and when the count is up you're gonna go on down
just like all the other playas in this town!
If you like the look of your planet now
Then you'll break down after we break it down
We're drivin' by your station to smash your nation
blow your planet to pieces and show off our greatness!

[Chorus x2]
The Empire Strikes Back Again!
The Empire Strikes Back Again!
The Empire Strikes Back Again!
Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?

This is sith style and it is real smooth
I've got a dark side that I'll now show you
you see these threads? Made from real hair
of people we've crushed and who died of despair!
we're using force powers under our control
if we get snake eyes we just adjust the roll
and we gamble large coz we got a lucky star
one that'll cause you death from long afar
if you wanna complain about the Empire
then I'll resolve your issue with some blaster fire
and if you wanna sign up to the high life
come and talk to me and escape the strife
we're hiring new people we're really getting down
Empire's back baby and it takes no clowns
so get up onboard the dark side express
or else you'll be turned into a big bloody mess

[Chorus x2]

Come just tell me what you gonna do
but before you do I got a present for you
it's a thermal discharge with your name on it
so say hi to God after you get blown up from it
the haters be falling down from the sky
because we just turned on the electric fry
the death star is the real deal dude
so don't make me come over wearing my bad ass shoes
I'm a pimpin' playa wearing ewok fur
sportin' crate dragon gloves and wookie underwear
if you're feeling ballsy then come for a spin
unanimously the sith will win
our balla crew with maim and torture you
using black sphere droids to turn you to goo
and if your ship be running away from us
we'll chase you down in star destroyas!

[Chorus x2]

The Sith can't help it we're just that good
we're natural at style and have big wood
and all the ladies try to pull my pants down
attracted by the gravity pull of my cock mound
all the rebels now they be hating me
just the law of nature for being sexy
just a minute now I'm feeling all hyped up
purple force lightning gonna fuck y'all up!

E: Nyeeear! Why did you make me rap MC Stormtroopa?
MCS: I thought the rebels ought to know of your rap styles!
E: Silence! I feel the anger burning within me. Get down to Earth already and crush that scum!
MCS: Aight aight! But let's tell 'em one more time who they should watch out for!

[Chorus x2]
Track Name: Dark Side Force
Dark Side Force, it's par for the course
If you fuck with us then it's no remorse
We'll come on down with level 10 power
Blow you to chucks, it's our finest hour

Dark Side Force, your death is forced
When you rebel like that we come to the source
Death Star charged up and good to go
Your planet'll be destroyed, you have no home!

It's the Dark Side, Speaking in your ear now
Sith styles, bringing all the rebels down
Killing off the jedi, getting rid of the junk
Rapping out the verses to some hip hop crunk

Flexing our biceps, triceps and quads
Black and white gangstas, hoods and mobs
Got our tie fighters out, our droids be illin'
Dark side dudes be frontin' and chillin'

Empire pride be what we preach
And if you ain't repping then lessons we'll teach
To your family and friends 'cos we're bad like that
Getting rid of the good guys with just a finger snap

A mindful move, a force to be reckoned with
We got the Sith masters running all our biz
If you want an easy tip on how to stay alive
Come join the dark side and let Sidious be your guide


Sith style be sweeping the stars, blowing up mars
While we drive around in fancy cars
Eating caviar, cause we're setting par
for gangsta superstars who wish they were empire

but they don't get higher because we're the high flyers
in the star destroyers, Dark side's the best employer
Full of cutthroat enforcers, who be mapping the courses
For the weak kneed pidgeon-toed rebellion forces

Dark side power is coming this hour
We'll be coming on down like a cloud of lightning power
If you're gonna take sides, then it's no surprise
that everybody goes to the dark side

'Cause our costumes are better, the women are wetter
and the best will just attest that our music is sexier
We be rocking the sith side, empire pride
Those rebels be inside, all scared alive


Too many times I've proven to you all
That Empire pride is too strong to fall
Search your feelings, feel the call
Be a part of the Sith, if you have the balls

C'mon, the Dark side is a happening place
We rap all day and crank out the bass
Pimp out our uniforms and slap some hoes
That Leia bitch still has debts she owes

We're the meanest of the mean, thed deadliest of the deadly,
Sith powers are charged and we're at the ready
It's not wise for you to rub us the wrong way
We're here for business, and we ain't gonna play

Not much left to say, 'cause I've said it all before
The Empire rules and Padme's a crackwhore!
If you want to be high rollers just like us
Get some force powers and employ Jake the Muss!

Track Name: Party On The Death Star
To all the party people everywhere
We're gonna party on down like we just don't care
Get into your ships and off we go
Up to the Death Star, as everyone knows

It's the party capital of outer space
And everyone's there to rock the place
Get your friends inside and up for a ride
Come on by, we're gonna party all night

We got the masters on the stage, the blasters on the decks
We've even got smoke and lighting effects
It's an all night rave, so don't misbehave
Or we'll send you out in a portable grave

The beats be rockin' while our booties are poppin'
Got 10 million people on our front door knockin'
They wanna come in to the capital of fun
But we're all full up so can't let in anyone

It's a party on the Death Star
* It's a party, a party! *
We're gonna party on the Death Star
* Gonna party all night long! *

It's a party on the Death Star
* It's a party, a sexy party! *
We're gonna party on the Death Star
* Gonna party, gonna party, YEAH! *

Disasteradio has got the beats in check
So give him some well-deserved respect
Rocking it like the 80s old school
You can't even touch this talented fool

M-C-S, that's MC Stormtroopa
I'm rhyming the message right straight to ya
A rappin' MC is my main job
'Coz you know I'm not an amateur slob

Our party is jumping, pumping, thumping
People having fun just shaking and bumping
Great vibe all night, it's fun all around
Early morning is when we'll get down

Breakdancing crews spinning on boxes
B-boys, B-girls dancing and poppin'
Flips and cartwheels all over the show
Everyone who's partying is letting it flow!


Our parties are the best in the solar system
Beats so good you'll just want to listen
To the messages contained within the stories
Of the Emperor's rise to fame and glory

Our crib is the best with its offense
Not even one ship could get through the defence
Our partying ways will carry on forever
Because the Death Star will never be bettered!

Everybody is dancing, fun is all around
If you're feeling it then you better shout out loud
It's the best time to groove when you help the mood
By shouting out loud in the dance room

C'mon, let me hear you shout -- make some noise!

Track Name: Work That Robot Body
I see you in the club, you're working that groove
I see you krumping, busting your moves
I get up and grind, baby you're freaky
I whisper in your ear if you wanna get kinky

You're dancing so hard, I'm almost outta steam
But you got me working my whipped cream
Something's strange, just a little outta whack
I noticed it now while staring at your back

A switch there intrigues me, now I'm curious
It's functionality is so mysterious
I look a little closer, it's got some writing
Says "Do not touch, unless you like biting"

Hell yes, baby! What a body feature
I push the button and you get more freakier
It's not much of an improvement so I push it more
All of a sudden you've got me down on the dance floor


People all around are just dancing crazy
They don't even notice you and me baby
You're outta control, you've gone mad!
But I kinda like it as it makes me feels bad

Once we're back up, we're dancing some more
Up, down, all around, on the dance floor
Sweat drippin' off me like water from a tap
But you're pristine honey, you do none of that

We're still dancing at the club, you're just so hot
Running on cold fusion so you'll never stop
When we get home I'll upload my software
Into your hard drive, come on let's file share

Whoever designed you has my admiration
For inventing such a kinky creation
Android momma, you're built to please
Get our boogie on down, baby, 1-2-3


Work that
Come on
Work that body

Work your body
Work your body
Work your body
Work, work your body

It's a freakout!
It's a freaky freaky freakout!
A robot freakout!
A freaky robot freakout!

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